So it is no surprise that I am a horrible gift giver. If you have ever gotten a good gift from me, it probably came from my wife. I lack all thought and preparation. I usually don't think about the occasion until it is very, very near. Like the day of, or even in some cases the day after. So if you've gotten something totally weird, inappropriate, or downright idiotic it most likely came directly from me.
That being said, I had this great idea for a Valentine's Day gift for the Mrs. I will call it the Why I Love You Project. Over the last week or so, I wrote down the reasons why I love my wife and planned to give them to her throughout the day. After I sent the first one I added #wily, hoping she would get the reference. She didn't and I had to explain it. We so aren't Twitter people. It is no secret that I despise the hashtag. Check out the Fallon/Timberlake skit about it, here. I'm with ?uestlove on this one. He is the best. If you don't know him, check him out. But I had to use the hashtag (#). Mainly because I was too lazy to type Why I Love You after every thing. It was all about time management. The hashtag: the perfect combination of laziness and efficiency.
I won't go into all the reasons but here are a few that I have sent so far: